Tagged? I don't see anything on my big toe

Catherine decided it was high time I got tagged again -- "because she is so funny I can hardly wait to read what she comes up with." I gotta come up with something good. Oh, the pressure...

Here are the rules:

1. Write the title to your own memoir using 6 words.

2. Post it on your blog.

3. Link to the person who tagged you.

4. Tag 5 more blogs.

Alrighty then. My memoir would start out with the title "High-Functioning?" You Must be Joking. But I think I'd change it to First Hundred Years: Always the Hardest.

Aaaack! I don't think I have the requisite number of blog friends who will play, but I think Tally and Laurel might be into it.